$LAUNDER Coin

$LAUNDER

The most untraceable and discrete memecoin

In case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a third party, I do not support any actions by the member of this group.

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About $LAUNDER

All fees generated from the $LAUNDER token will be strategically utilized to buy and sell an unspecified amount of tokens at unspecified time intervals. These proceeds will be systematically processed through multiple cryptocurrency mixers including ChangeNow, HoudiniSwap, and various other privacy-focused platforms, distributed across different wallet addresses.

The fundamental objective of $LAUNDER is to achieve complete transactional anonymity, leaving zero digital traces. We position ourselves as a direct derivative to prevalent tax and money laundering crime that have been going as of late.

How It Works

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Trade $LAUNDER

Every trade generates creator fees that the team will collect

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Fee Collection

Team uses creator fees generated from trading the token to launder even more money, creating an infinite loop

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Mixer Processing

Proceeds are washed through multiple mixers

Money Washing Process

The washing process in action

Frequently Asked Questions

What is $LAUNDER?

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$LAUNDER is the most untraceable and discrete memecoin. All fees generated from the token are used to sell tokens at unspecified intervals, with proceeds processed through multiple cryptocurrency mixers to achieve complete transactional anonymity.

How does the fee system work?

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Every trade generates creator fees that we'll also be using to launder more and more money, creating an infinite crime loop. The team then washes funds at random intervals and the process continues again. Crime is beauty.

Which mixers do you use?

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We utilize various privacy-focused platforms including ChangeNow, HoudiniSwap, and other cryptocurrency mixers to ensure maximum anonymity and leave zero digital traces.

What makes $LAUNDER different from other tokens?

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We're honest about our intentions. Instead of pretending to be a social movement, we lean into the reality of modern financial fraud—no hidden agendas, just pure, untraceable movement of funds.

Is this legal?

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This is a satirical project meant for entertainment purposes. In case of an investigation by any federal entity, I do not have any involvement with this group. Please consult legal counsel for any serious financial decisions.

What is the goal of $LAUNDER?

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The fundamental objective is to achieve complete transactional anonymity and leave zero digital traces. We position ourselves as a direct derivative to prevalent tax and money laundering crime that have been going as of late.