$LAUNDER
The most untraceable and discrete memecoin
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About $LAUNDER
All fees generated from the $LAUNDER token will be strategically utilized to sell an unspecified amount of tokens at unspecified time intervals. These proceeds will be systematically processed through multiple cryptocurrency mixers including ChangeNow, HoudiniSwap, and various other privacy-focused platforms, distributed across different wallet addresses.
The fundamental objective of $LAUNDER is to achieve complete transactional anonymity, leaving zero digital traces. This positions us as a direct competitor to the prevalent "fake philanthropy" style tokens that masquerade their operations under the guise of charitable intentions while operating as wolves in sheep's clothing, exploiting the goodwill of investors for personal gain.
How It Works
Trade $LAUNDER
Every trade generates creator fees that the team will collect
Fee Collection
Team periodically sells fees accumulated alongside a small amount of tokens from the dev supply
Mixer Processing
Proceeds are washed through multiple mixers
The washing process in action
Frequently Asked Questions
What is $LAUNDER?
+$LAUNDER is the most untraceable and discrete memecoin. All fees generated from the token are used to sell tokens at unspecified intervals, with proceeds processed through multiple cryptocurrency mixers to achieve complete transactional anonymity.
How does the fee system work?
+Every trade generates Bonk creator fees that the team collects after the token reaches 300k market cap. The team then periodically sells these accumulated fees alongside a small amount of tokens from the dev supply. The timing is intentionally unspecified - the beauty is in the uncertainty.
Which mixers do you use?
+We utilize various privacy-focused platforms including ChangeNow, HoudiniSwap, and other cryptocurrency mixers to ensure maximum anonymity and leave zero digital traces.
What makes $LAUNDER different from other tokens?
+We're honest about our intentions. Unlike "fake philanthropy" style tokens that masquerade operations under charitable intentions, we're transparent about being wolves - no hidden agendas, just pure financial chaos.
Is this legal?
+This is a satirical project meant for entertainment purposes. In case of an investigation by any federal entity, I do not have any involvement with this group. Please consult legal counsel for any serious financial decisions.
What is the goal of $LAUNDER?
+The fundamental objective is to achieve complete transactional anonymity and leave zero digital traces. We position ourselves as a direct competitor to prevalent fake charity tokens that exploit investor goodwill for personal gain.